YOUR GO-TO SALES FUNNEL EXPERT

Your clients love you. Your revenue didn't get the memo.

You get people's results. The "you changed my life!" voice notes keep coming. And your revenue keeps flatlining like someone tripped over the power cord.

It's not you. It's not your offer. It's the path to buying —

and I can see exactly where it's leaking.

(Already know you need help? Here's how we work together.)

YOUR GO-TO SALES FUNNEL EXPERT

Your clients love you. Your revenue didn't get the memo.

You get people's results. The "you changed my life!" voice notes keep coming. And your revenue keeps flatlining like someone tripped over the power cord.

It's not you. It's not your offer. It's the path to buying — and I can see exactly where it's leaking.

(Already know you need help? Here's how we work together.)

You didn't start your business to become an underpaid marketing intern and tech support for something that should already work.

You started it because you're good at the thing. You just want more to show for it — more sales, more revenue, more of your Tuesday back.

So you were told to post more. Add the AI tool.

Buy the $97 course from the guy with the rented Lamborghini.

And you tried some of it. And you got… mixed results.

And you’re kind of sick of wondering…

Why am I getting traffic but not sales?
Why does every launch feel like a fistfight when I'm doing everything right on paper?
Why am I this busy and still not making what I should be?
I know my offer is good — so why is it this hard to sell?
Why doesn't my audience get it, when they compliment me constantly?

But this is the one that actually stings:

The DM that says "you're the best-kept secret in this industry!"

which feels amazing for about three seconds, until you clock that best-kept secret is a polite way of saying invisible.

The carousel you researched for four hours.

Forty saves. Fifty shares. Zero clicks to the link in your bio.

The free masterclass where the chat was a wall of "omg I'm learning SO much"

and then you pitched, and the room emptied. Because you taught them so well they left believing they could do it themselves.

You got the applause. Somebody else got the money.

Yoooo. That's not a talent problem.

It’s not you.

It’s not your offer.

It’s the path to buying that needs to be fixed.

Every sale in your business happens in somebody's mind before it happens in your Stripe account. There's a path between "huh, this looks interesting" and "take my money" — and your buyer walks it whether you designed it or not.

Right now, somewhere on that path, she's stepping off. Quietly. Without telling you.

Here's the part that'll sting a little: we've been blaming the chef for the empty restaurant when the front door was jammed the whole time.

You've been treating an artery wound — a buyer actively trying to pay you and giving up — like a paper cut. Four hours on the hex code of the button. (Nosotros: I have absolutely done this too. The button was fine. The button is always fine.)

You don't need to work harder. You need somebody objective, skilled, and genuinely too nerdy about funnels to look at the pipes.

Buyers don't vanish.

They leak out on a specific floor.

Here's how I think about your funnel — and once you see it this way, you can't unsee it.

The street.

Does anyone walk by? Do they know the building's here.

Floor one.

They came in. Do they understand what this place is in five seconds — or are they still reading?

Floor two.

They get it. Do they want it? Are they moving toward the register, or just admiring the wallpaper?

Floor three.

They want it. Can they actually pay you — or does your checkout ghost them at the worst possible moment?

Four floors. One of them is leaking. Probably two, holding hands.

And here's why you couldn't find it on your own: nobody ever taught you to think in floors. You think "I shared the link and nobody bought." I think "she leaked out on floor two."

That's the whole difference. That's the entire job.

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Oh hey, I'm Vittoria

tech nerd, dog mom, professional fixer

of leaky sales funnels.

I'm the one who's going to gently take the random freebies and the $97 courses out of your hands and help you fix the actual thing.

Here's what makes me useful: most strategists theorize about where funnels leak. I've watched them leak — hundreds of times, in real time, from inside the FG Funnels world since 2019. I was the person answering "help, my launch is live and nobody can check out" at 10:45 on a Tuesday morning. Every possible way a funnel can break, breaking, on repeat, for years.

So I don't guess. I recognize.

I'm also Argentine (holis!), which means I speak funnels roughly as fluently as I speak English and Spanish, and it means I don't do hierarchy. We're not doing the untouchable-expert-on-a-stage thing. Where I'm from, if your car dies in the middle of nowhere, nobody asks your name before they start pushing.

And I live with Cerebral Palsy — which handed me a brain wired for pattern recognition, a doctorate in creative problem-solving, and a genuinely unhinged sense of humor. All three go straight into your funnel. Vamos.

MORE ABOUT ME

Every funnel is fixable —

and you can quote me on that.

Three different businesses. Three different floors. Same diagnosis every time.

$21,277

four leaks, all on the money floor

$35,000

a busy street that cost more than it made

$40,000

six funnels, six separate buildings

Not one of these women needed a better offer. They needed somebody to find the floor.

"My first launch had low sales, no order bump, no abandoned cart recovery, and no plan after launch. Vittoria fixed all of it in just two weeks.

She transformed it into an evergreen funnel that's generated over $21,277 in revenue, including 115 sales of my flagship offer. She doesn't just fix funnels, she sees the opportunities you don't even know you're missing."

Helena Husfelt

“I just couldn't be happier working with Vittoria and if you're not working with her I recommend you do!

When I came to Vittoria, I had a webinar funnel that I needed to get up and running quickly. I needed a beautiful design (because I wanted it to be gorgeous!) and Vittoria delivered.

I do know quite a bit about the software but she's just so much faster at it than me and has so much more knowledge and I just cannot recommend working with her enough!

Emily Deagle-Green

“Vittoria is EVERYTHING you could ever ask for when it comes to partnering up with her.”

Setting up funnels and tech is not my zone of genius and I needed someone in my corner who could support me. She has ideas that never crossed my mind (again - this is not my zone of genius). I can't tell you how much time Vittoria has freed up for me and also, how much stress and anxiety she has lifted from my shoulders. If you get the chance to work with her - DO IT!

Arielle Shnaidman

“It has been such a relief working with Vittoria.”

As it’s so nice to have someone ask very curious and insightful questions to really understand what is needed for design, conveying the right message and then creating an upgraded version of what I thought was possible! I know what I want to get across but not always how it can look and Vittoria never disappoints! She has been wonderful to work with, communicates in a timely manner and seems to really dive deep into whatever project is thrown at her. This is why I have returned to work with her repeatedly.

Randy Spelling

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Watch me find a leak. Every week.

One real funnel leak per issue. Names filed off, details scrambled, the pattern fully intact — I show you where she disappeared, which floor she was on, and exactly how we'd fix it.

No fluff. No "10 tips to boost your conversions." No PDF you'll download and never open.

Just one leak, one floor, one fix — every week, until you start recognizing your own funnel in somebody else's diagnosis.

And when that gets unbearable?

(That's what the Blueprint is for. But start here. It's free, and it's more useful than most of what you've paid for.)

When you're ready for me

to look at your path:

The Blueprint

We walk your funnel together, live, and I show you exactly where you're leaking — then I build you the map to fix it. And if it turns out you only needed one loose pipe reconnected? We fix it on the call, the $250 is all you pay, and we part as friends. No upsell theater.

The Rebuild

For when you've got the map and you'd rather hand the whole thing to somebody who'll build it properly. Pretty and profitable — that's the hill I die on — and it ships with a plain-English owner's manual, because you should never have to rent your own business back from me.

SEE HOW WE WORK TOGETHER

Che, sos una genia.

(You're brilliant. That part was never in question.)

You didn't spend ten years getting this good at your craft just to dim yourself because you can't intuitively configure a CNAME record.

The industry sold you a false choice: become a ruthless tech-optimized marketing machine, or accept being brilliant and broke. Both of those are nonsense. You get to stay entirely in your zone of genius and get paid properly for it.

So let's stop being afraid of our own brilliance and go fix the path.

Vamos!

We're not patching holes anymore. We're fixing the path together.

You could spend another year duct-taping this together — one more course, one more tool, one more launch that decides your mood for a month.

Or you could read one leak a week and see how fast you start spotting your own.

Where I'm from, nobody gets out of the mess alone. Nos salvamos en caravana — we get out together.

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